the old ones…

the old ones…

March 20th, 2010 // 1:51 pm @ // No Comments yet

Hello there. I got an email today from one of those companies that gives us freelancers the opportunity to “bid” for work. You know the idea, it’s like an X-factor style “talent” competition with none of the glamour but all the self-loathing. Anyway, this particular one involves writing captions or, as the email put it “slogans” for a bunch of greetings cards with the theme “Grumpy old men”.  While I don’t fancy doing that whole, “will perform sexual favours for work” thing, I found myself thinking of a couple so I thought I’d run them past you instead.

Two World Wars and one false hip.

Papa’s got a brand new colostomy bag.

Born to be riled.

Ok, they need some work but I’ve had a go haven’t I?

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